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The Door.
At our father’s house there is a door from the kitchen into the garage. Now I know what you’re saying… “Hey, everybody has doors.” Well, good sir, please leave the wise-assing to me. This door is the...
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Defending Mum…
Our mom gets a lot of credit, sometimes negative in this blog but I’m here today to give her her due. Our mom is a total bad-ass paranoid blonde. First off our mom has been both a world class...
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MILK’s Guide to Child Abandonment
A PREFACE BY WHISKEY: So my sister falls ass backwards into a traveling cooking show and gets to bounce around Central America for a bit. This is on par with her getting new bikes for Xmas, or the...
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I’ll Hold Your Hat.
One Memorial Day weekend our family had been staying at a camp in Trinity California attending one of my dad’s fly fishing club’s events. It was a sea of old guys in chest waders and nine foot fly rods...
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Another 10 Things We Regret Saying While Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner
Anyone who’s ever volunteered – or more likely been drafted into -preparing the traditional American Thanksgiving feast knows that it is a stressful time. Add to the mix unhelpful or (perceived to be)...
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Smokey Stops Time
When Uncle Smokey was twelve or so, our family once again embraced the longstanding tradition of ultimate free range parenting…forced exile. They shipped his ass off to Germany for the summer to live...
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Life Lesson?
So the other day I was walking my oldest son and our friend’s daughter home from school. As we neared our apartment, he noticed that there was a fire truck at the end of the block with its lights on....
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Ten Things I Regret Saying While Cooking Thanksgiving Vol. 3
I think we got our coffee mugs mixed up, this one is just coffee. Oh for Christ’s sake don’t even start with me at 8 in the morning. I saw that. THIS IS MY KITCHEN, MINE… if you come in here again with...
View ArticleHoney… We Lost the Kids.
Milk and Whiskey met up at Lego Land California recently for Whiskey’s oldest boy’s birthday party. We also stayed at the Lego Hotel, which is really expensive, but how often do you get to stand around...
View ArticleEaster Fools Day
Happy Birthday Grandma Ping, she always hated that her birthday fell on April 1st, she felt like it was some joke between her and the universe, I’m sure Catholic school April Fool’s day was a blast for...
View ArticleHappy Trails
A few months back our beloved matriarch our 95 year old grandmother finally left this world for the next. It was a hell of a bar brawl (you should see the biker) but alas, one lucky shot and down she...
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